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DEADPIT Radio - A New Beginning Card

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Years after Uncle Bill violently farted on the ugly hockey-masked hillbilly Jed Marcum, he resides in a mental hospital and struggles with the trauma of the experience. When Uncle moves to an isolated halfway house, he has nightmares about Jed's return, and soon one of the patients gets farted on. As the gas count continues, UB begins to question his sanity and wonder if Jed has returned to get gassy revenge. But, to determine the farter's identity, Uncle Bill will need to survive.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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